I don’t even know where to start with Star Wars.
<sigh> Deep breath.
No, no, I do know where to start. I started in the 80s when it was the best time to start. Let’s just say this; I saw the newest Star Wars trailer and…<shakes head> No.
I have nothing good to say, really. I’m just sad.
Okay, let’s get it all on the table. I’ve never seen Episodes 1, 2, or 3. I loved 4, 5, and 6, and think that Disney (**of all f*cking companies) making a 7th is absolutely the most ludicrous of ideas.
…and they’re bringing the old crew back?? Han Solo…at 72?
Can it get any worse?
Let’s face it. It’s over.
Close the story.
Shut the script down.
Let’s just remember Star Wars the way it was before…..before George Lucas actually started writing.