Tattoos in Chinese…because it’s cool


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Tattoo Recipient:  Uuuuhh yeeeah. So, let me get this str8. Yer gonna put perminint ink on my temperery body in a language I don’t know?
Tattoo Artist (i.e. criminal mastermind who’s broken out of prison 32 times, but who’s also done some weird Prison-Graduate School program, earning like six master’s degrees, and a plumbing certificate. None of his education is with ink, but he’s literate, so he knows he can make money): That’s correct, sir. All but the Chinese part, that is. You actually do know Chinese?
Tattoo Recipient: Chin..Ch-eye-knees? I do?? Whoa!
Tattoo Artist (i.e. criminal mastermind who’s broken out of prison 32 times, but who’s also done some weird Prison-Graduate School program, earning like six master’s degrees, and a plumbing certificate. None of his education is with ink, but he’s literate, so he knows he can make money): Yes, sir. 
Tattoo Recipient: Umm..ahh, what’s it say? Cuzz ummm…
Tattoo Artist (i.e. criminal mastermind who’s broken out of prison 32 times, but who’s also done some weird Prison-Graduate School program, earning like six master’s degrees, and a plumbing certificate. None of his education is with ink, but he’s literate, so he knows he can make money): It says, “Bling! Phat! Word! Dope! Hellz yeah! Swag yo!” stuff like that. 
Tattoo Recipient: Aww yeah, son! Umm..ahh. How much is this sweet plan yo?
Tattoo Artist (i.e. criminal mastermind who’s broken out of prison 32 times, but who’s also done some weird Prison-Graduate School program, earning like six master’s degrees, and a plumbing certificate. None of his education is with ink, but he’s literate, so he knows he can make money): This sweet plan, sir, will merely cost you all the money you have on you at present, no more than four or five dollars, I presume, as well as the college fund for your seven children. 
Tattoo Recipient: Yeeeah! Sounds like a plan! (checks pocket) Yup! You were right $4.56.
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